Contact me if you want me to design or illustrate something: a leaflet, a poster, a website, a book, some packaging, a logo, an advert or even a coat for your dog (although I can't promise how great this will be). Contact me if you want me to write some words. I'm good at writing words so feel free to test me. If you like the words, pay, if you hate the words, don't pay. Contact me if you would like to commission a portrait. Contact me if you want to stock or distribute my products. Contact me if you want to tell me a joke or how much you enjoy my work. Do not contact me with photos of your genitals.